Some Random stuff. Don’t mind ME. Word’s, Q and A, Minnesota? Searching and disliking stuff, and watching the Grammys.

So, I just have a lot of things to say, but I don’t want to make a million posts saying them. Here we go.

Recently, I looked at my blog title and noticed something odd. I don’t usually look or care about what my blog title reads, because I don’t care. But it said something funny. Odd, really.

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Where did the WORD’S come from? Is the word possessing that rhyme? Is it actually Word is that rhyme? I swear,  I’m only three-sixteenths as ignorant as I seem. Now I feel like I need to change the title to my blog. I was thinking maybe Words’ that’s rhyme’s and’s keep’s with’s the’s time’s… or’s don’t’s. Or maybe I’ll just change it to Woman Seeks Title for Strange Blog.

A quick Q and A of questions I get asked about on the internet and irl. Like a freaking caveman.

Q: How tall are you

A: Somewhere between 3 and 7 feet.

Q: So you done with the poetry thing?… or what.

A: …Maybe. Maybe not. Anybody want a peanut?

I watch too much Princess Bride. Is there such a thing as too much Princess Bride?

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Another thing. I made this a while ago for my “Why Minnesota sucks” post, but I didn’t really know how to work it in. My mom thought it was funny. If you can’t tell, that’s supposed to be Colorado and Georgia in the background. Really, my mom is how I determine if something is good or not. Maybe she lied just to make me feel good. I don’t know.

Also, there’s this little box thingy that shows what people are searching for when they come to my site. That’s fun. Usually it just comes up as Unknown Search Terms but one time it came up as- don’t cry for selfish. I don’t know what that means. But now, when someone searches for it, this will pop up.

Why don’t these things have dislike buttons? I want to know how many people look at my site and think She’s crazy. I don’t hate her enough to tell it to her face, but if only I could tell her by simply pushing a button. And is it tacky to like your own post? I know that when I first started out, I did it once, hoping other people would like it too, but now I’m wondering if it would actually help. Or, maybe I should just get off my butt and actually tell people about my blog. Nah.

And why didn’t my Brendon Urie win a single Grammy? Where’s the justice in the world? I actually don’t care that much about that. My SMOL BEANS WON A GRAMMY! WITHOUT PANTS! That’s fun. I actually texted my mom right away because I was watching the Grammys live because I love music.

me: Twenty one Pilots just won a grammy and they took off their pants

mom: Why are you watching soft porn and gay porn at that you should be ashamed of yourself

me: I’m too excited to care about what you just said

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Also, what kind of a name is Grammy for an awards ceremony? Unless you’re an actual grandma. Even then.

Long story short, I need ideas for a new title. I’m bored of the old one. It’s stupid anyways.

 

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